MAXIMUM EFFORT, FAIR PRICES

The Full Arsenal

Pick your package — birthdays, corporate events, comic-cons, charity gigs, and collabs. Clear pricing, maximum chaos.

★ Maximum Effort, Fair Prices ★

Every package comes with jokes you didn't ask for and poses you'll never forget. Pick your poison, Buttercup — the chimichangas are on me.

$250

One hour of chaos: meet & greet, endless photo ops, a custom birthday shout-out, and interactive games & jokes.

$550

Two hours of meet & greet, photo ops, a custom performance, and nonstop party games & jokes.

$500

Two hours of professional, PG-13 chaos for your company event — photo ops, a custom skit, and a live Q&A.

$200

Good deeds, maximum effort. Two hours of meet & greet, photo ops, an inspirational talk, and interactive activities.

$500

Three hours working the floor — photo ops, autograph signing, and panel participation.

$150

Custom content creation, brand promotion, a social shout-out, and follower engagement — per post or video.