Private Parties

Crash Your Party (You're Welcome)

Adult bashes, themed nights, bachelor/bachelorette chaos, backyard blowouts — I bring the costume, the jokes, and the photos your group chat won't shut up about.

★ Private Parties ★

Warning: side effects of booking include uncontrollable laughter, legendary photos, and at least one gloriously broken fourth wall. Worth it.

Throwing something for the grown-ups? I roll in, work the room, roast the guest of honor (lovingly — and always crowd-friendly PG-13), run photo ops, and keep the energy cranked. Your party, my chaos — you take the credit and the camera roll.

What You Get

Work The Room

Every guest gets a moment, a laugh, and a photo.

Custom Roasts

Personalized shout-outs for the guest of honor — as tame or savage as you want.

Photo Ops Galore

Group shots, solo poses, action shots — the camera roll eats.

Bring The Energy

Games, jokes, and nonstop fourth-wall-breaking fun.

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The Word on the Street

Best birthday surprise ever. The kids lost their minds.
Marcie R. · Birthday Party · Plano
Showed up, stole the show, made our launch unforgettable.
DFW Tech Co. · Corporate Event

Questions? I've Got Answers (Mostly)

How do I book you?
Pick a service and hit Book + Pay Now to lock it in instantly, or Request a Quote for custom and large events.
How much does it cost?
Flat rates are listed on each service. Birthdays start at $250. Big, multi-hour, or custom events get a tailored quote.
Where do you perform?
All over Dallas-Fort Worth — and beyond for the right event. Travel may apply outside the metro.
What's included?
Depends on the package, but expect a meet & greet, photo ops, interactive fun, and maximum effort. Details are on each service.
How far ahead should I book?
The sooner the better — popular dates go fast. But ask anyway; I've pulled off miracles on short notice.

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