Your Event. My Chaos. Everybody Wins.
Grand openings, brand activations, trade shows, office parties — I draw the crowd, work the line, and keep it brand-safe (mostly). The most photographed 'employee' you'll never put on payroll.
Grand openings, brand activations, trade shows, office parties — I draw the crowd, work the line, and keep it brand-safe (mostly). The most photographed 'employee' you'll never put on payroll.
Warning: side effects of booking include uncontrollable laughter, legendary photos, and at least one gloriously broken fourth wall. Worth it.
Need foot traffic, buzz, and a thousand photos with your logo in the background? I show up in full costume, emcee, pose with every customer, and turn your corporate thing into the event people actually post about. PG-13 by default and fully tailored to your crowd — tell me the vibe and I'll bring it.
I pull people in off the street and keep the line moving and laughing.
Tailored bits at a cleanliness level you set — corporate-friendly on request.
Every attendee leaves with a photo, and your branding stays in frame.
Announcements, giveaways, ribbon-cuttings — I run the mic and the energy.
