
The loudest, most-photographed guest you'll ever hire. Meet & greet, photo ops, games, and a custom birthday roast — all for the birthday star.
Warning: side effects of booking include uncontrollable laughter, legendary photos, and at least one gloriously broken fourth wall. Worth it.
Want a birthday nobody shuts up about? I show up in full costume, work the whole room, take a thousand photos, (lovingly) roast the birthday kid, and leave behind a party that lives on every camera roll. Kid party or grown-up bash — I bring the chaos, you take the credit.
Every guest gets face time with the merc himself.
Group shots, solo poses, action shots — your camera roll will eat.
A personalized, PG-13 shout-out for the birthday star.
Interactive games and nonstop fourth-wall-breaking fun.





